Every 'Camp Rock' Song, Ranked By How Feral It Made Us In 2008

Some of my fondest memories in high school involved inviting my friends over to my parents’ basement on a Friday night when Disney Channel was premiering a new movie. That iconic “Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie” jingle still triggers a feeling of pure childlike euphoria in my brain. As every millennial knows, the mid-2000s were peak for DCOMs, and one of the most exciting was Camp Rock. But as the franchise is being revitalized for a new generation with Camp Rock 3, I began to wonder if those 2008 songs I know by heart are actually any good, or if I’m deafened by nearly two decades of nostalgia. So, I embarked on a project.

I rewatched Camp Rock as an adult, and I can confirm that... it really does not hit the same as it did back in my parents’ basement. That’s to be expected, though. The positive side of th...