I Tried Biotyspa’s Body Sculpt Kit For At-Home Lymphatic Massage

If something keeps selling out and Kim Kardashian is into it, my brain immediately short-circuits into “add to cart” mode. So when Biotyspa’s Body Sculpt Kit, an at-home lymphatic massage system inspired by French spa techniques, popped back in stock (after selling out several times over), I decided to see whether it could actually deliver spa-like results without the price tag.

The kit promises de-puffing, sculpting, and that elusive “I just drank three green juices” glow, all via a soft silicone suction cup you use in the shower. Kim has posted the body product on her Instagram story, and Kourtney Kardashian is also a fan — the Poosh founder has included it in her annual holiday gift guide in years past.

But does it deliver on everything it claims? “At-home lymphatic tools can be very effective when used properly,” says lymphatic massage therapist Tatiana Vianna, founder of Tatiana Vianna Bea...