Justin Bieber Promises to Put ‘Everyone at Apple’ Into a ‘Rear Naked Choke Hold’ For This Annoying iPhone Function

Justin Bieber is not having it with this one function from Apple.

On Thursday, December 4, the “Baby” singer took to Instagram to vent about the iPhone dictation button — yes, that little menace that shows up right next to the send button when you’re texting. In a close-up screenshot of his message, Bieber circled the infamous button and paired it with a hilariously threatening caption:

“If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time, I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold,” he wrote. “Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing. The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot.”

Fans were living for it. One commented, “Thank you for using your platform for good ,” while another cracked, “Caption is sending me but honestly apple likes to complicate simple things .” And of course, one user nailed it: “Justin Bieber’s instagram presence over everyone else’s instagram presence.”