The Movie Summer Camp You Belong At, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

There are only so many days of summer vacation. Phineas and Ferb claimed there were 104, but that’s definitely an overstatement. What the famous theme song got right, however, is the importance of finding a good way to spend those precious few weeks. Growing up, summer camp was the best possible answer. It provides everything an adventurous kid could ever want: new friends, exciting escapades, and independence from your parents (plus, a cute counselor or two to crush on never hurts).

IRL, there are so many different kinds of camps to choose from. (Personally, I was a Girl Scout, which was day camp only. Sorry, Mom.) While local options probably ranged from soccer intensives and arts camps to a few weeks spent learning how to tie knots in the woods, the possibilities presented on screen vary even more. I mean, just look at Percy Jackson’s Camp Half-Blood — there were no camps for demigods in my elementary school’s brochure...